User blog comment:SigmaAlphaThree/Sigma's backstory/@comment-15225862-20140502012118/@comment-15225862-20140502013452

IT'S THE BEST PREMADE FOOD EVER THOUGH!!!! MICROWAVABLE FOR ADDED CARCINOGENS?!?!??!?!?!

DON'T YOU WANT SOME OF THAT ALONG WITH STEM-CELL HAMBURGER MEAT GROWN IN A LAB??!?!!? YUMMYLICIOUS!!! (I'm not kidding that's an actual thing, I mean, the stem cell hamburger meat)