User blog:KnucklesFanGremlin/Brain! Y U DO DIS?!

Prepare yourself for a lot of swearing...

BRAIN! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST KEEP YOUR MIND ON ONE GODDAMN TRACK?! SERIOUSLY!

I was perfectly content with my characters and stuff until I was watching a Sonic Adventure playthrough, then my brain was all like "hey... you should change River's backstory again."

And then I'm all like "WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO CHANGE IT!? IT'S FINE AND MAKES SENSE!"

Then my brain's all like "Chaos's tail looks cool. You should give her a tail to make it look like that."

And I'm all like "SHUT UP BRAIN! I'VE ALREADY REDESIGNED HER!"

Hold on, allow me to continue this in a script form.

Brain: Oh, and screw the infinity crystals. Just go back to Chaos Emeralds.

Me: NO! THEN HOW THE HELL WILL I EXPLAIN HOW SHE'S AN ECHIDNA WHEN KNUCKLES IS MEANT TO BE THE LAST!?

Brain: Time travel. Just say she's like Shade and make her be from the 40's or something along those lines

Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! SHE'S FINE!

Brain: Hey, you're the one who decided to make her an Echidna. Therefore you put yourself into a complicated mess.

Me: BUT THAT WAS YOUR IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE! WHY DO I HAVE TO OBEY YOU?!

Brain: Because I'm the most important organ in the body, so deal with it.

Me: B-But what am I supposed to do with other pages like The Infinity Crystals and The Gladiators?

Brain: Keep 'em for other characters and edit them a bit. Trust me, no one will notice.

Me: BULLSHIT! EVERYONE WILL NOTICE!

Brain: Just do it. You have no power over me.

Me: *sighs* fuck you brain...

River: Now you know how it feels when I talk to you.

Me: SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!

'''Fuck my unstoppable brain. It sucks, but there's so many good ideas that require a shit-ton of editing...'''