User blog:KniroAndTito3915/THE TALES OF CRUNCHY AND SMOOTHIE - A FANFIC

THE TALES OF CRUNCHY AND SMOOTHIE A KRAFT PEANUT BUTTER FANFIC BY MEIWAKUNA-BAKA-16 (PAWS-THE-WOLF'S DEVIANTART ACCOUNT) THESE ARE THE TALES OF CRUNCHY AND SMOOTHIE, THE CRUNCHY AND SMOOTH TEDDY BEAR MASCOTS OF KRAFT PEANUT BUTTER. ALL THERE HUNDRED YEARS OF LIFE THEY WERE NORMAL TEDDY BEARS, LOOK SO PLAIN AND OH ON THE LABELS OF PEANUT BUTTER (THAT IS APPARENTLY ONLY SOLD IN CANADA OR SOME OH THING). BUT ONE DAY, IN 2013, THEY GOT HELMETS PUT ON THEIR HEADS AND HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY THEY BECAME EVIL. NOW THESE LITTLE TEDDY BEARS GO AROUND WATCHING PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP. CRUNCHY AND SMOOTHIE ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER. ONE DAY WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING YOU A FEW TIMES, THEY CAME ACROSS MEPHILES AND THEY DECIDED TO HAVE A STARING CONTEST. SO CRUNCHY AND SMOOTHIE STARED INTO MEPHILES'S LOVELY GREEN AND RED EYES JUST LIKE ON THE NEW LABEL UNTIL MEPHILES EXPLODED. SO THEY CONTINUED THEIR LOVELY ADVENTURE AND THEN SOMEONE SAID "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME? I MADE A MISTAKE! I THINK I WILL SCREAM!!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME????" AND CRUNCHY AND SMOOTHIE SAID IN HARMONY "YEAH, WE WATCHED YOU A FEW TIMES!" AND TWILIGHT SPARKLE BLEW UP THE WORLD WITH HER MAGICAL. BUT CRUNCHY AND SMOOTHIE WERE STILL ALIVE SO THEY CONTINUED WALKING AROUND THE WORLD. I MEAN, THE WROLD. THEN THEY MET OMOCHAO, OMOCHAO WANTED TO JOIN THEM BUT SMOOTHIES SCREAMED "NEVER!!!" AND OMOCHAO BLEW UP. "THAT WAS MEAN!" OMOCHAO SCREMAMED. BUT CRUNCHY AND SMOOTHIE KNEW THE OH. THEN IT STARTED RAINING KEN PENDERS. THE END!!!!!!!