How to make the ultimate fan character ( Generic Joke)

This is an expert tutorial created by pros and made to be used by only the best fan character makers

tutorial
1. take a random sonic X picture

2. open it in mspaint

3. pick the bucket tool and random colors (optional: the pencil tool and poor shading skills)

4. clickity click click click ;D

5. give your char insensible and impossible powersd that5 make it OP to the point where its stupid

6. create the most generic backstory ever, such as: This character was created by Dr. Celeryman, Eggman's long lost brother, to be perfect  in every way and be better than sonic

7. don't forget the generic  name ;D;D;D;D;D

8. ???

9. now post your shitty mary-sue/gary-stu amazing character on a random site that no oen cares about!

perfetc exampoos
This is Sliat, he is Tails' long lost brother, what he doesnt kno is tha he is actually an andriod made by dr eggman with the memory of being tails' brother, he can control everything, from weather, to dead cells, living cells, cellphones, he can also control technology water fire plants living bweing airr toilet colors light darkness chaos and other random shit, he can fuse with all the magic artifacts of the series and all the characters ever maked (fan and non fan) to become SUPER ULTRA MEGA ULTRA DARKSPINE GIGA MECHA DEATH JESUS SLIAT THE FOX!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!111 also he is completely immortal and the btes char ervzies