Talk:Epsilon the Minkidna/@comment-24216186-20140617234523/@comment-7270135-20140618005432

Either that, or I was thinking that the kids just bump into Elias by coincidence when they're alone...

So then they start talking and they actually become good friends or something, then they take him to meet their parents and when that happens Upsilon and River are all like "HOLY CRAP WHAT IS ELIAS DOIN' HERE WITH OUR OFFSPRING?!"

And then the kids are all confused while their parents beat the shit out of Elias...