Talk:Dash the Turtle/@comment-16271336-20140704050438/@comment-7270135-20140707223311

Jesus, that's like a Greek Tragedy right there.

Dayum. That sounds more like envy to me (Jealousy is more like "If you have what I want, then I hate you," while envy is more like "If you have what I want, then neither of us can have it,")

BUT STILL, DANG.

How many people fall for this chick anyway? I mean, we have a page full of joke pairings, but how many people have seriously shipped themselves with her at one point?