Talk:Upsilon the Mink/@comment-7270135-20140604042151/@comment-24216186-20140604073445

I think NO-WAY-EE! was the best attempt by far? Totally close. Definitely.

River Noo-ee... well, it certainly flows well! *BADUM TSSSSS*

But once Upsilon and River get married, River's name will be RIVER UNDERWOOD.

RIVER UNDERWOOD.