Talk:River the Echidna (current version)/@comment-7270135-20140604180411/@comment-7270135-20140604195011

All the ladies are saying dirty things about him but he has no idea what they're saying because he can't speak Simlish...

THERE WAS ONE TIME WHERE IT LOOKED LIKE HALF OF THEIR SKIN WAS MADE OUT OF LEATHER! It was just scary, man!

But have you ever just left them alone for a while to see what happens? In all the times I've done that, a fire started, one Sim cheated on his fiance with her sister, and my Sim's garden was ravaged by zombies...