(Roleplay) Living By Faith

Plot:
A frequently updated reality show that goes inside the life of the Barnipus family, along with several friends and zany adventures.

Warning: There will be cursing sometimes a lot, or a little bit.... Rated T for Teen

Some episodes will be based my imagination, some of popular youtube videos...

Characters:
Red the hedgehog

Faith the hedgehog

Knuckles the echidna

Rouge the bat

Sally Acorn

Blaze the cat

Fiona Fox

etc...

Episode 1: At the movies

 * Red, Faith, Knuckles, and Rouge are on a double date. They pile into the theatre and take their seats*

Red:*groans* Man, why we gotta come to wack ass movie theatre? Then we gotta sit way in the front?

Knuckles:Um, excuse me I believe I was the one who paid for our tickets, so I dont even wanna hear what you got to say right now.....

Red:-_- You right, You right. But hey! Can I get some more of that popcorn though?

Knuckles:*sigh* I dont mean to burst your bubble yet once again, but since you aint pull out the stack..... Aint no way in hell you getting any of my snacks!

Red:Damn! Knuckles you cold as hell son..... *he smiles at Faith* You wanna snuggle or something?

Faith:Whatever...*she rest her head on Red's shoulder*


 * Some big fat buffalo guys come and sits 3 rows directly in front of them, blocking the view.*

Red:Oh hell na! *starts to yell* Aye Shao Khan! I know! Yo big ass at sittin up front! You know you blocking everybody view! IF YOU DONT GET YO BIG SWOLLEN ASS, ARNORLD SCHWARZENEGGER ASS OUT THE WAY! C'MON MAN! I AINT PLAYIN' DAMN!


 * the guy huffs and moves to a different seat*

Rouge: *sighs* Jesus Christ!

Red:Can you believe that crap? How yo big, fat-self just gone sit up in the way an shi-

Scourge:LAQUEISHA! WHERE YOU AT LAQUEISHA? YOU IN HERE? LAQUESHIA? YOU IN HERE LAQUEISHA?


 * Everyone turns around*

Red:*turns to Faith* Un- Fucking- Believable....

Red: AYO MY BOI! AINT NO LAQUEISHA UP IN THIS JOINT! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! FUCK!

Scourge:DAMN! MY BAD!*he leaves from the doorway*

Red:This is why i dont to the movies no more man......

???:RAWRRRR!!

Red:O_O!*squeaky voice* What the fuck was that!? *normal voice* PPL PETS AND SHIT IN HERE ?AYO SHUT THE FUCK UP! DAMN!

Security Guard:* appears mysteriously from the ceiling on a rope* SSHHHHH!

Red: >=0 WHERE DA FUQUE DI YOU JUST COME FROM! SHUSHING PPL AND SHIT! DIDNT YOU HEAR THAT LOUD ASS GROWL? THAT THE MOTHAFUCKA YOU NEED TO SHUSH!

Security: *fades away*

Knuckles:This is by far the worst double dating, movie- going experience I had in my life! I just wanna point that out here...


 * Vector appears out of no where*

Vector:GUYS!*spits all over knuckles popcorn* GUYS!*spits* OMG! I was at that snack bar! And they got, sour patch kids......gummies...skittles, hershey bars....

Security: *shhss vector*

Vector: sorry bout that....AND SNOW CONES!*runs away before knuckles can punch him*

Red:Damn member that thing about me having some of your popcorn... well nevamind you can have that shit......

Scourge: LAQUEISHA? QUIT PLAYIN' LAQUEISHA! YOU SAID UP TO THIS DATE YOU WAS GONE LET ME GET SOME!

Red:*turns around* MA BOI! LAQUEISHA DONT WONT NOTHING TO DO WITH YO ASS! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! DAMN!


 * someone phones ringing, the movie finnaly starts*

Knuckles:Uh oh! Um excuse me kind stranger.... I dont mean to be rude... But can you please.... silence your cellphone so the rest of us can enjoy the movie?

Stranger: Man shut yo ugly ass up!

Knuckles:*gasp* Kind stranger! Yor really gone do me like that kind stranger?

?????:RRRRRAAAWWWRRS!

Red:*stands up* OKAY THAT'S IT! WHO EVERE IS MAKING THAT LOUD ASS NOISE GET YO ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN WHUP DAT ASS REAL QUICK!!


 * A big giant, four-armed guy... come to them*

Red: Um, oh shit! Ayo, that was my boi ova here who just called you out....


 * Red, Rouge, and Faith, leave the theatre fast*

Knuckles: Red? NOOOO! Um excuse me, there was a misunderstanding.... It bwasnt me it was red and he-


 * guy beat the hell out of knuckles for like 10 mnutes*

Scourge:*appears in the door way again* LAQUEISHA, I KNOW YOU IN HERE! I GOT CONDOMS!!