Captain Bird

"What do YOU mean? We are all made up by random people, WE DON'T EVEN EXIST!!!"

Captain Bird is, well, a BIRD. He lives in the Sonic Fan character Universe (Which is basicly a place that contains all the made up Sonic characters, like yours) in a city, in an appartment. He is immortal because everytime someone kills him, he dissapears and responds where he died, just like in the videogames! Plus, he is a video gamer as well. Especially when it comes to online gameing. CREATED BY-70000000000 SHRIMP X

Quick Info
Well, actually, the text above this covers all that.

Personallity
Captain Bird's personallity is sometimes scared and timid. Other times are just normal. Or jolly, he is jolly. And a little crazy/Angry (A little). Its actually a combination of the ones mentioned. Let me just say that his personallity is just like Artie Fol from that one Lego movie, Lego: The Adventures Of Clutch Powers (Excludeing all the science related stuff, or he doesn't talk science...WHATEVER). His voiceis the same as the red bird from the video, Angry Birds Funny.

(Legos.....what was I thinking?)

Appearance
Captain Bird has 3 appearances
 * 1) The first one is what is shown in the info box. This is his original one.
 * 2) The second one is wearing a black, little thicker jumpsuit/wetsuit/whatever thats part made of rubber. It is only the torso of the suit so the sweat pants, gloves, bands and shoes..... are the same (Except his shoes are just black and he has no blue coat). It has a zipper on its right (tilted a bit). And also has half of a little lighter black colored in hexagon on each of its sides and on the collar. On the back theres a line that connects the hexagons on the sides, so it looks like one stretched out hexagon. To finish off, theres a walkie-talkie attached to the back of the belt of its right side (Only has this on sometimes) and has a curley cord attached from belt to top of half hexagon on left side.
 * 3) The third one is easy to visualize. Just think of him in a ninja costume.

Accessories that he wears sometimes include an eyepatch (he think it looks cool), a black Marathon helmet with black visor (Halo 3 style) and his blue Afterglow Xbox Live mic.

(He only wears his ninja costume mostly at night, when he feels like breaking into random peoples houses for no reason. However, he is terrible at stealth and makes ALOT of accidents)

Powers
Captain Bird has no powers. (Except he is immortal)

Likes/Dislikes
LIKES DISLIKES
 * Power Walking, You will almost always see him doing it.
 * Do what he can do on the computer.
 * Axel F (His favorite song, well, one of them)
 * Videogames.....Especially online
 * Hacking
 * His Main Fear (Hates this more than anything)

His Main Fear
Captain Bird's ultimate fear is seeing other people......Naked. Unfortunately, he sees this TOO MUCH, and even though he is 25, he can't handle it. If someone threatens to strip their clothes (or anything like that) in front of him, he will do almost ANYTHING to put a stop to it. So this means Captain Bird has gymnophobia/nudophobia.

Job
Captain Bird used to work as a Atomic Tank driver (Heavy Weapon), but he got fired for using too many nukes....for no reason. So he was jobless for around a year. But then, he got the feeling he wanted to be the doughnut boy in some random job. He only found 1 job that can use a doughnut boy, and I don't know why but its the Regular Army (Metal Slug). So thats why Captain Bird did the paper work for the job. However, When he turned it in, he was given a Beretta 90-Two (which he still has). Captain Bird thought he was going to get a box of doughnuts, but 5 minutes later, he realized he answered the wrong paperwork. He got a job as a BATTLE FIELD TROOPER for the Regular Army, even though he is weak. So his current job is a troop for the Regular Army and his old job is an Atomic Tank driver.

(He only works when there is a war, battle, or situation going on. So I guess he doesn't work that much.)

Breaking the 4the wall
Captain Bird has broken the 4the wall SO MANY TIMES!!! He is like a master at doing it.Here is a list of SOME times he has broken the.....4the wall!
 * His top quote.
 * One time, Captain Bird was actually holding up a censor bar.
 * "Umm, I don't think you should do that because you do know that we are going to have people reading this right?"
 * He blames his creator for the bad stuff that has happened to him.

Combat
When it comes to combat for Captain Bird, he is TOAST!!! He is awful at any kind of hand-to-hand combat, he can't shoot fire, control water, levitate, fire lazerz, or ANYTHING ELSE LIKE THAT!!! The only special ability he has is being immortal. Like I said before, whenever someone kills him, he responds next to the body, just like in the video games.

But still, even if Captain Bird is bad at combat, he still has his weapons like his Beretta 90. You see, usually around the middle or beginning of the battle, (while his opponent is super powerful) he just pulls out the gun from thin air and shoots the opponent. Then for 1 second, he puts the gun behind his back and then it's gone. Captain Bird needs this when it come to combat because it used to be where he is always just getting thrown around the place (They do that still).

Weapons

 * Beretta 90 and 92
 * RAW KIT LAWN CHAIR
 * MP5

Quotes

 * "Dang it! I died again!"
 * "Ok, uhh...I wish I never saw that"
 * "Oh no! What am I gonna do???"
 * "Would you like fries with that?"
 * "OOOOOHHHHHH MMMYYYYYY GGGGGGGGAAAAA!!"
 * "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?"
 * "Stupid kid"
 * "I've......seen......worse?"
 * "Pokemon? THIS IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG NOT POKEMON!!!"
 * "How do you spell it? I-C-U-P.....Wait a minute?...NO I DON'T NO I DON'T!!!!!"
 * "I CALL THE METAL SLUG!!!!!"

TRIVIA

 * The only part of Captain Bird's body that has been shown (and the only one that will ever be shown) is his head.
 * You may think that the long spike on Captain Bird is divided into 2 colors......Well it's not. The darker color is just a DARKER shadow.
 * Captain Bird is a technician.
 * Captain Bird has also been to the Digital World (digiworld) before!