Talk:River the Echidna (current version)/@comment-6088306-20140412000809/@comment-7270135-20140412051939

I don't have a cat, so... instead on weekends I'm woken up by a puppy crying outside my door and trying to break it down. I don't know if I should let him watch Jurassic Park... I don't want him to learn how to open doors by watching the raptors...