Chad the Plushie

Chad the Plushie is a stuffed animal made by Kitty Cat Co. any complains should be sent to the HQ (Sir Kitty Kat's talk page)

Advertising
Hey kids, do you like Chad the Cat? Yes? Do you wish you could have one yourself to hug and love for ever and ever? Yes? Then this is the toy for you, introducing Chad the Plushie! The ultimate nightmare fuel that will kill you and eat your souls The stuffed version of your favourrite character. You can hug him, pet him, burrow him in your backyard with a cross and his small size allows you to carry him around everywhere, school, hospital, graveyard, you name it! All that for just $65,90. Call now and not only will the price go down to $20,00, but we'll throw in the multiple accessories so you don't have to buy them separetly.

What it does
Chad the Plushie can stalk your children and silently kill them while they sleep, such a murderous waste He can be hugged, petted and played with, perfect for lonely kids who want someone to play hide and seek with. It's like a pet that doesn't need food nor a litter box and that wants to kill you.

Accessories and outfits

 * Normal outfit (on the toy already)
 * Persona outfit (sold separetly/packed with the toy in the $20 order)
 * Nanako the chao (sold separetly/packed with the toy in the $20 order)
 * Mini katana (sold separetly/packed with the toy in the $20 order)
 * headphones (sold separetly/packed with the toy in the $20 order)

Warnings
WARNING: Chad the plushie might often act in a creepy manner, such as sitting right beside your child, if that happens, put a security camera to be monitor if the doll doesn't come to life, grab a knife and go back to the room, if that is reported, call Kitty Cat Co.'s HQ immediatly, your unit of the doll with be recalled and incinerated. Other strange things the doll might do include saying something like "I... Love... You" if it says anything, burrow it in your backyard and set fire to it's grave. But researches show none of these nor anything else is likely to happen unless you bought on of the first few dolls which were double checked by the pope and proven to have demons in them. Oops, I spilled the beans...