User blog:Jet Set Ronnoc/Character Review No. 2 - Chaotic the Hedgehog

Alright, second review, here comes Chaotic the Hedgehog.

Story
Alright... he's an elemental guardian, apparently related to some elemental emeralds (I WONDER WHERE THE IDEA TO MAKE EMERALDS CAME FROM) and leader of Chaos Keepers, who apparently hate the Trinity Organization, as the Chaos Keepers are always trying to pick a fight. Lessee...he uses to elements of the Earth to help Mobius stop evil. What kind of evil? Evil from a doctor! Where did he get the doctorate from? Obviously a college for criminally insane. How evil is he? So evil he only has one letter as his name! Dr. X! How evil is he? He commited genocide! Except he didn't because Chaotic survived!

Wow, I have never been so deeply touched by a story. Have you, gentle readers?

Powers and Equipment
Alright, powers...

Chaotic uses himself and his sword to channel elemental energies. So a vessel? Okay... I guess that means he can light fires or drown someone with his mind?

Okay, Dubstep gun. I guess he's a Saint? But he's not purple, nor is he in a computer simulation. Question: Why does he need to reload? Couldn't he just do some magical technological shit that causes dubstep to play nonstop? Also, how does it explode? Is the sound set to 192dB? Wouldn't that kill him? So many unanswered questions...

Rainbow Tuba? That's...no. It's just no. You can't- no.

Appearance


Do I need to explain myself?

The Score
4/10 Needs improvement. Also, I need to mention, Chaotic metagames and godmods.