Talk:Random Pictures (just in case)/@comment-24216186-20140702221818/@comment-7270135-20140703070113

River is an unintentional bedtime ninja. She can move literally anywhere and still no one in the entire house would stir. She also uses pillow katanas.

But oh god if Zale were around there when that happend! Or worse, if he replaced Kestrel in that scene! Upon first sight he would probably just stand there for a good 5 seconds trying to process what he was seeing, then immediately after he would shove Upsilon out of the bed and just carry River out of the room despite the fact that she is perfectly capable of getting up on her own.

Meanwhile Anna would be winking at her all like, "I'm proud of you, sweetie! You managed to get a guy in your bed only on the second day of dating!"