User blog:KnucklesFanGremlin/Ask my characters or something? (updated version, since I'm too lazy to go back and edit the old page).

River: Oh god what are you doing now?

Remember when I made that "ask my characters" blog a while ago?

River: You mean the one where everyone kept challenging me to a bunch of videogames?

'''Eeyup. We're doing that again.'''

River: OH COME ON! You just love putting me in awkward situations, don't you?

'''Hey, remember this whole show isn't about you. I added like, 4 more people to the family. Here, let's introduce-'''

Brody: Oh cool! We're going an interview?! I love talking to people! Oh, and stealing from them is fun too!

'''Ahem, as I was saying, this little guy is Brody. You can ask him stuff, but please be wary of any items you may be carrying. Now-'''

Arcturus: Alright, ready guys? LET'S DO THIS!

'''Shut up, bird. Anyways, that's Arc, you can ask him too. Up next is an adopted character-'''

Rogue: Which is me. My name's Rogue, but enough about me, what about-

River: H-Hey! When did we get so many guys on our team!? They outnumber us 5 to 1.

No, there's three other girls.

River: No there isn't! Anna, for one, is dead, and the Master Spirit only looks like a girl even though she's genderless- wait... did you say three?

'''Which brings me to our final new character... Fryst!'''

Fryst: ...

'''... Well, enough of that. Anyways, this is an updated version of ask my characters. So to sum up the list, you can ask River, Chaos Negative, Anna, The Master Spirit, Fryst, Rogue, Brody, and Arcturus. You can even ask alternate forms of these characters like Aveil, Robin, Younger/Classic River, Kawa, Jiro, and Zale. Oh my god, I have more alternate versions than I do the original characters. Anyways, you know how this goes. So ask away!'''