Talk:Upsilon the Mink/@comment-24304312-20140702060346/@comment-7270135-20140702063438

Okay. It's final. River's breaking up with him.

River: WHAT?! No I am not!

Shush, you're my creation and you must do as I say, or else you're being erased from existence.

River: ... now I REALLY wish I was disowned...