Talk:River the Echidna (current version)/@comment-6088306-20140415172958/@comment-7270135-20140415212908

If only I had the editing skills to make this an actual video T_T

but like... imagine that one Sonic 06 moment with the two of them...

River: *glitches out and gets stuck on a wall* Oohhhh... okay...

Dash: *starts to walk out of room*

River: Dash, don't leave... Dash?

Dash: *slams door*

River: DAAAAAASH! I LOVE YOU!

Dash: *comes back into room* NO, I'M FUCKING DONE! I'M FUCKING DONE!

River: Dash-

Dash: THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

River: *starts laughing hysterically* I-I can't get off!

Dash: WHAT IS THIS!?

River: I can't get off!

Dash: WHAT IS THIS!??!

Eh, you know the rest. In other words I don't feel like typing out the entire thing.