Wire the spider

"meh eh eh..." his usual laugh

Wire is a wandering spider and weapon seller, he's still pursued by his fiancee that is trying to eat him as a demonstration of "everlasting true love" with his immense disappointment.

story
Wire was, and is, quite mad but with an incredible intelligence and creativity.

he loved building things to blow up other things and in few years his room was full of hand made morning stars, swords, pistols and various deadly stuff. but he has never been a violent person, instead he preferred always using words instead of fists and his biggest wish was to become a hero and use his tools for justice. but with time he accepted the fact that he wasn't so good in being an hero because if his marks at school were incredibly good he wasn't strong enough to face any sort of enemy (even if he had never been bullyied, who will bully somebody that keeps nunchakus in his schoolbag?) after he finished the school he began to work in his personal workshop and found even a girlfriend, everything went well since a night where he and his girlfriend (even her a spider) were watching the moon on a hilland she asked him what was the best thing that a couple can do "ehm...marriage?" he answered, she hugged him (with six arms, or better "legs") and said:"one have to become the dinner of the other" he thought she was kidding but when she licked his face and extracted the sting he ran away scared with his beloved after him, she caught him easily... and began to imprison him in a web and dragged him in the forest where nobody could hear him screaming... "don't worry, it will sting only for a moment..." said her but even with this promise, of course, he wasn't absolutely happy. but when his sweetheart was about to kill him an unnamed bat found the two and tried to save him from certain death, he was strong, but not enough for defeating the black widow... fortunately Wire escaped from the web and instead of running he threw a pair of brass knuckles to his saviour so he could damage the widow, after a terrible battle the evil spider retreated but before Wire could say a word the unnamed hero flew away and in the moonlight wire saw an orange eye behind a monocular...

he couldn't stay in his hometown no longer, he took everything useful and went on an everlasting travel to escape from his beloved still ready to give him a last kiss... but he now knows what to do: if he couldn't be a hero by his own he will help the others in being heroes making weapons for everybody worthy, and hopes to find again that brave bat that saved him that terrible night... and he has to find a girlfriend that won't eat him.

personality:
Wire is a scatterbrained genious that has a love for building weapons, from the simplest to the most complex and futuristic ones, but despite this he is a pacifist and won't hurt a fly (what the irony) and builds weapon to use for JUSTICE not for evil and is always happy of helping heroes in their quests, even if staying in the shadows.

with time he developed a ghostly complexion and becomed flirtatious with women, even if he knows that nobody (at least mammal) will like a disgusting, ghostly spider.

fighting abilities
well... as i said before he is not a very good fighter and is a pacifist... but... in extreme situations he will use six modified pistols (that shoot paralyzing cobwebs).

trivia
he doesn't know but he'll be father.
 * despite she wants to eat him he still loves his girlfriend and wants to be with her again
 * ok, ok, i know that you will say "but doesn't he know that female spiders eat male ones?" and i say that his hometown is ruled by women and men are unawary of their fate, even because they marry and have children at a very young age
 * of course he wants to be paid for his services.

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