User blog:RedLeopardNyro/WHO WANTS TO BE A PHONE GUY

I need a phone guy for my weird freaking game "Five Nights at Worst Chicken". If anyone wants to be a phone guy then you can post a tryout thing. I'll give you guys until next weekend (the weekend after easter weekend) for tryouts, after then I'll choose the best one (although, there's a chance if no one wants to then well, yeah, or if I prefer an entry from another site, but that's only if I don't really get much here, but I don't really expect anything, so whatever derp).

Okay you can just read from this thing: ''Hello? Hello hello? Uh… welcome to your new job at Worst Chicken. A place where anyone can have fun from ages 0 to 56 years aldods… uh, that's what it says in the paper, not sure what that really means. Anyway, uh so you're working for this company to make sure this place is safe to be built into a whole, new restaurant. You see, uh, the old Worst Chicken was bought by new owners, now known as Cinnamon Roll Hair Entertainment. I'm sure things will be fine. There are the old animatronics, they're kept up in the back, uh… they shouldn't come to life or anything… those things have been left to rot along with the restaurant for quite a few years… uh, but if they manage too, they might not act properly. If anything goes wrong, you are provided with a spare Rex mask. The mask should be used as a… temporary way of tricking the animatronics into thinking you're only another object in the room. You also have a flashlight, so make sure to shine it down the hallway every once in a while, and check the vent lights as well. You can also toggle the lights of the other rooms remotely from the camera monitors. Other than that, you should be hunky dory! Goodnight.''

I don't care if it's not the whole thing, I wrote that in one sitting and it'll probably be altered for the final snort.

have fun