Talk:River the Echidna (current version)/@comment-11493999-20140118232233/@comment-7270135-20140119005003

At least my sister loves me...

River: *slow clap* How long has it been? 5 hours? And you've only got one sympathy comment from your sister.

Sh-shut up! I-I'm just fine, thank you very much!

River: You're pathetic, no one has so much as LOOKED at this reboot.

When did you become such a bitch?

River: I've always been Out Of Character when it comes to comments.

Please stop, Riv...

River: No, I will not stop for you are a disgrace! A DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!

Please don't-

River: -DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR CHARACTERS! DISHONOR ON YOUR ICON! DISHONOR ON YOUR FRIENDS! DISHONOR ON YOUR EVERYTHING!