Korpsman Chronicles

I suck at writing stories so i am writing this one in a script format (its the only thing im relatively good at) srry for any typos :D i will accept any constructive critisism about my first story

Korpsman Chronicles Chapter 1:
"Korps runs into a house with a double barrel shotgun, and steals some jewels"

Civilian: hey! you come back here!

Korps: sorry i cant stay but i got some appointments to catch

"Jumps out of the house and dissapeers"

This is what i used to be.........a petty thief stealing to get by.... i guess im the kinda guy that steals from the rich and gives to the poor..but by steal i meen more "commendeer" and by the poor i meen me....but this me dissapeered when a bigger problem than poverty came into picture......

Korps: Lazzerus! Lazzerus! damn where is that cat!

"runs into forest to discover lazzerus fighting off a group of shadowy figures"

Lazzerus: Korps! come on and help me with these goons!

Korps: "uses telekinesis to unroot a tree and crush the figures" Hell what were those things!

Lazzerus: "gets up to discover that he has been stabbed" Ugh..."falls to ground" ugh..its ok hehe ugh i still....have 8 more lives left ugh....."wound regenerates to full health but the 9 on his chest goes to 8"

Korps: lazzerus you have to be careful you cant just waste all of your lives...when it gets to zero i cant even begin to think what it would be like to lose my best friend..

Lazzerus: Then lets not let it get to zero then...

Lazzerus: so i guess we got another problem..

"more shadowy figures go into view over the hill"

Korps: well shit....