User blog:TekkenoRen/Guess This

Hello all

Guess what I am on

No I am not on your fridge.

Neither am I in your cupboard (soz spoon)

Sadly there is no such thing as logic because I screwed it hard. C:

Someone took a bite of the apple.

The screen is huge, the keyboard is small but the mouse looks square.

SQUARE I SAY! BLASPHEMEH! D8<

Sadly I'm not touchscreened (saywaht)

I got pretty stuff

And I'm cooler than Lozza's Brother. (dafuq)

So guys

Where am I? And WHO am I? :D

If this doesn't make sense. THEN YAY ME

I HAVE SUCEEDED.

GOOD DAY!

after the message she jumps off and sobs in a corner. So much work ;-;