Talk:River the Echidna (current version)/@comment-24216186-20140703214757/@comment-7270135-20140704004431

BURN THAT CRACKSHIP TO THE GROUND!

It's like every Elias shipping is a crackship. He just can't seem to get a normal one...

Elias: Can anybody find meeeeeeeeeee somebody to loooooooooooovvvveee?

No, because you're a delusional abusive sonuvabitch. Now crawl back into your Echinda burrow.