Sir Gerald Donald Reubin Farrely III

== About== Name: Sir Gerald Donald Reubin Farrely III

Alias: Sir Gerald Donald Reubin Farrely III

Age: 50

Species: Wealthy British Pigeon

Love Interest: Queen Elizabeth II

Likes: Britain, England, Tea, Scones, The Queen, God Save The Queen, Top Hats, Pigeons, British People, Union Jack

Dislikes: Foreigners ILLEGALLY GETTING INTO THE COUNTRY, Britain Haters, Coffee, People who make fun of Britain, People who make fun of his eyebrows

Backstory
Sir Gerald Donald Reubin Farrely III is a proud British man who spends his day drinking tea and eating scones and plucking his eyebrows. His father is Sir Gerald Donald Reubin Farrely II. When he was very young his father was kidnapped by an evil British-hating foreigner who attempted to get into Britain illegaly. He would save him, but he's scared to leave Britain because Britain is the only home he knows.

He instead works at Heathrow Airport and stops people from illegally getting into the country. He gets many complaints for racism but he just says "I must say they are jealous of my British Swag"

To this day he strongly believes that Britain is the best country in the world.