User blog:Staticcat/a story that's happening now

Gamzee: RAWR!

Alex the echidna: lolz

Karkat:  GET THE  ******OUT OF THIS WORLD GAMZEE!

THIS IS EARTH NOT ALTERNIA Gamzee: oh. Can i kill everyone first?Aradia: WHAT is going on here?Karkat: GAMZEE INVADED THIS PERSON'S ROOM AND WON'T LEAVE!Aradia: oh well *leaves*Karkat: GAH! *leaves* Alex:   LolzKarkat: GET THE **** OVER HERE GAMZEEGamzee: no way karkitty!Eridan: wWhat is gGoing on hHere?(quick! take out the bucket, alex!)(scare em off!) Alex:   Karkitty....lolz, just release the kraken Gamzee Gamzee: oh yeah, huh. i forgot. GET HIM!!!Karkat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHKarkat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYOU'RE LUCKY YOUR LUSUS LISTENS TO YOU!************************************Eridan: wWhatevVer.*walks away*(what did i just do?)Nepeta: *is a total weirdo* Alex: (  Homestuck quoting) Nepeta: *:   pounce greet!*(i'm not quoting! i'm making this up!)Gamzee: I'm going to eat you!*looks at person on the computer* Alex:   ......................Gamzee:*:    licks his lips, envisioning a tasty dinner*Terezi: What color is your blood, karkat?Karkat: STOP ASKING ME YOU DUMB ***Karkat: IVE HAD ENOUGH!*leaves*Nepeta: karkat and terezi sittin' in a tree...Karkat: *from the hall* GAHH! STOP SHIPPING ME WITH EVERYONE!Terezi: *leaves to cull Karkat and taste his blood*Nepeta: *goes to torment Karkat*(now Eridan, Gamzee, and sollux are in the room)Sollux: when did I get here?*jumps out the window*OWWW!!! Alex:   Nice(lololololololol)Eridan: wWhatevVer. *jumps out*(all eridan ever said was whatever. wtfruit)Gamzee: I will eat you, little girl!*maniacal laugh*(oh geez i messed up gamzee's bracelet)(the gamzee that lives in my house)Gamzee: *noms on alex's head* Alex:   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! me:   (quick slap him with that bucket!) <span class="kn" style="cursor:default;font-weight:bold;margin-left:-1em;zoom:1;" title="hannah.krueger11@gmail.com">me:   (the one at your feet!) <span class="kn" style="cursor:default;font-weight:bold;margin-left:-1em;zoom:1;" title="egyurics07@gmail.com">Alex:   Slaps Gamkar with bucket.Gamzee: Ha! you only hit part of me cause im not gamkar! and with a.... oh. EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW <span class="kn" style="cursor:default;font-weight:bold;margin-left:-1em;zoom:1;" title="egyurics07@gmail.com">Alex:   ........................................ Equius: OHHHHHHHHHWHERE DID YOU GET THAT???Gamzee: *spaces out*Sollux: *crawls through the window and bangs on a few keys* There! you have sburb action!Equius: YOU IDIOT! *jumps out the window*Gamzee: ** stops spacing out**  what you do, sollux?Sollux: *looks confident*We're going back to Alternia!==Ch2==