User blog:MurmurMuffin/ERMHAGERD GAIS

ERMAHGERD, I AHM GAWNA TERL YEW GAIS WHAR BABBEHS COOM FROM OKAI? ALRYYT.

FURST WHEN A MAYN AND A WOMAYN LURV EASHOTHUR VURY MUSH, THEY  DECYDE TO GO 2 A MOTELL OR EEVEN A PUBLICK TOYLET. THEIGH TAEK OFF ALL DER CLOFES AND TUSH EECHOFUR, THHEY DO THUS UNTEL THEI FEAL LIEK THAY R REDY 2 MAEK BABBEHS. THISH ISH WHUR IT GETSH VURY INTIMAT, THAY TAEK THUR PEE PEYS AND PUTT TABB A IN2 TAB BEE. THEY DO THISH 4 A WILE UNTILL THEY MAEK A BABBEH, INSYDE TEH LADEH.

THISH ISH HOW BABBEHS R MAED.

OKAY?

I LUFF YUH VERY MUSH MAI FRENDS.

AND DUNT MAEK BABBEHS UNLESH YUH REEEEEAALLY LUFF SOME1.

I LUFF YOU ALL BAI.