Lucas Knows Best (Private RP with Joshua the Hedgehog)

This roleplay is a reality show based around Jkirk Federations Colonel Lucas Pierpoint Vincent and his work in the military. Join Leaux Nicolai, Lucas and the rest in their reality adventure.

Characters
Lucas Pierpoint Vincent/Alexneushoorn

Leaux Nicolai/Alexneushoorn

Joshua Sentrium Burns/Joshua the Hedgehog

Adex Zarvok Burns/Joshua the Hedgehog

The Show
(Roleplay goes here. :3)

Lucas: ''My name is Lucas Pierpoint Vincent. I'm a military colonel working for The Jkirk Federations, an army with incredible technologies and strong troops. I work behind the scenes to make sure Jkirk keeps running. I do this alongside my boss Adex Zarvok Burns, The Jkirkian Overlord. Jkirk has won lots of wars, perhaps even every war they fought. We recently won the Jkirk-Inquisitor War. Sadly, during this war, my only son violated the Jkirkian Military Rules of Engagement, or JMRE for short, and was sent off to prison. I was devastated, and I started drinking my sorrow away. On advice of one of my fellow Jkirkians, I sought professional help, and my new psychiatrist suggested me to find some new friends. So I signed up for The Buddy System. This is my story.''

(When characters speak in italics, they're in some kind of confessional.)

The intro of the show started playing.

Fort Jkirk, 12:00 PM...

Leaux Nicolai from The Buddy System walked up to Fort Jkirk.

Leaux: Okay, so, I'm here at Fort Jkirk. I'm here for my first meeting with Colonel Lucas. To be honest, I'm a little bit nervous. I mean, so far, I've only worked with mentally disabled people, so imagine what a military colonel could do. Not to mention, they told me he's a Sentrium Mobian as well, so I gotta be careful not to anger him. (They did a little research on Sentrium Mobians when Lucas signed up.) Anyways, here we go.

Leaux walked up to the gates of Fort Jkirk, where two guards were standing.

Leaux: Excuse me, gentlemen. I have a meeting with Colonel Lucas Pierpoint Vincent, who apparently is in this fort. Can you please let me in?

"Sorry, we are under strict orders to not allow civilians inside. However, we will contact him so he may come out of the Fort." One of the guards said.

Leaux: Okay, you go do that. *to the camera* Man, these Jkirkians sure they their work seriously, as they don't allow any civilians inside. That's a good sign, because that shows they're not to be messed with.

One of the guards contact Lucas in his quarters. "Sir, we have a person at the gates, who wants to meet with you."

Lucas: Alright, I'm coming!

Lucas then walked out of the gate holding his plush son Quentin Jr.

Lucas: You must be Leaux from The Buddy System.

Leaux: Yes, that's me, sir. You're probably Colonel Lucas.

Lucas: That's me. So, let's get down to business.

Leaux: Yes. First off, I'm sorry about your son being sent to prison.

Lucas: Hey, it's okay. The kid needs to face the consequences of violating our rules and deserting the military.

Leaux: I see. Also, before we continue on, you have to tell me what's up with the stuffed doll. *points at Quentin Jr.*

Lucas: This little guy? That's Quentin Jr.. I bought him in a drunken state and named him after my son Quentin so he would still be with me in a way.

Leaux: Alright. So, what should we do first?

Lucas: I'd like to show you around my Jkirk Condo inside this fort, but I'll have to ask my boss.

Lucas grabbed his radio and contacted Adex Zarvok Burns.

Lucas: Mr. Burns, my friend from The Buddy System is here. Can I show him around my condo in the fort?

"No." He said instantly.

Lucas: Oh, okay.

Lucas ended the transmission.

Leaux: Well, looks like we'll have to do something else.

Lucas: Yep.

Leaux: Well, I'm gonna go make a little call. You go do whatever you have to do.

Lucas: Okay.

Leaux: ''I knew they were strict at Jkirk. I didn't know they were this strict. Lucas is basically the only Jkirkian I've met so far, and so far, he's great. Too bad that me and the camera crew aren't allowed inside the fort. I asked Lucas to take a camera inside the fort so he could film his condo. It was a bit hard sneaking it past the guards.''

Guard: Sir, what are you gonna do with that camera?

Lucas: That's none of your business, soldier!

Guard: Sir, we have to confiscate that camera.

Lucas: No, give it back!

Leaux: ''Eventually, he got the camera into the fort so he could film his condo. And it was a pretty big mess. He was hoarding Plasma Rifles in his condo, and there was garbage all over the condo.''

Lucas: ''Hey, a lot of things happened in the short time that my son was sent off to the joint and I befriended a plush doll. Quentin Jr. really understands me, and that's why I take him around with me, not caring that the citizens of Genesis City laugh at me.''

Leaux: After Lucas filmed his condo, I took him out to lunch to get to know him a little better.

Local Restaurant, 12:45 PM...

Leaux: So...Lucas, how long have you and your boss known each other?

Lucas: I've known him since he's founded Jkirk. The guy's got some pretty big ambitions to take matters into his own hands to maintain peace here in Downunda. In the years that followed: Boom! Guy's waging revolutionairy wars to prove his strength. And now, he's got bases all around the globe.

Quentin Jr. (Voiced by Lucas): I'm impressed by Mr. Burns' tactics and strategies.

Leaux: I see. Well, that's good to know. Do you and your boss get along well?

Lucas: Sure we do. We often go out to lunch and talk about things. For a military mastermind, he's a pretty outgoing fellow.

Leaux: Okay. I've noticed you have a pretty messy condo. Do you want me to send a cleaning team to clean it up?

Lucas: There's no civilians allowed inside Fort Jkirk, so I'll have to ask the fort's cleaners to do it.

Leaux: Alright.

[Has no idea on what to do here]

(Maybe we could give Joshua and Adex main roles in the show?)

(Possibly?)

Leaux: ''So Lucas had the fort's cleaners clean up his condo. After that, he asked his boss Adex if he and his son Joshua wanted to be on the show.''

(Insert Adex's answer here.)

"..Ah why not. What about you, son?" Adex asked Joshua

"I guess. I got nothing better to do, besides train, but yeah." Joshua replied.

Leaux: So they gave their okay's and we took them out for a meeting.

Some park, 13:10 PM...

Leaux: So, Mr. Burns, how has Lucas' mental state been since Quentin's gone?

"He's been... ah... In my honest opinion, I think something got knocked a little bit out of place once Quentin was sentenced to 1 Year in Prison, without Parole... actually, now that we're on the topic, if Quentin were to pick 2 Years with Parole, he could've have been bailed out." Adex answered.

Lucas: Why he would choose for no Parole is beyond me...

Quentin Jr.: No idea why he chose for it.

Leaux: I see...Let's try to help Lucas throughout the year and give him things to do.

"He's a Jkirkian Colonel, of course he's gonna have some stuff to do." Adex replied, whether he was joking or not is unknown.

Leaux: Also, I've got some suggestions on how to socialize more. We could try social media. I'll get him a ChaoBook (Facebook) page and a Chirper (Twitter) account.

"A... what?" Adex asked. It seems he has no idea on what those even are.

Leaux: I'll explain, sir.

Leaux explained to Adex what social media was and how ChaoBook and Chirper worked.

"....I see.." Adex's tone sounded like he didn't really like the concept.

Leaux: ''After that meeting with Mr. Burns in the park, I made a ChaoBook page and Chirper account for Lucas. It went well. It helped him meet people online. It would be even better if he could meet them in real life too, but that's a bit dangerous. For now, this is a way to keep Lucas occupied.''

Lucas: Wow, I never knew social media was a thing until now.

Leaux: It's amazing what generations these days can make.

Lucas: It sure is.

Adex and Joshua were just sitting there, minding their own business.

Suddenly, Lucas got a message on his wristwatch. Lucas answered it.

Lucas: Colonel Vincent speaking.

Jkirkian Soldier: Colonel, there's trouble in Tashiyki Village. An angry mob is harassing employees at the local store there (If Tashiyki has one, that is.).

Lucas: I see...I'll be there as soon as possible. Thanks for the info, soldier.

Lucas ended the transmission.

Lucas: Sir, there's trouble arising in Tashiyki. I'm heading there.

"What's the situation?" Adex replied.

Lucas: An angry mob is harassing a local store employee. It might not be as stupid as it sounds.

"..We are being notified of this.... Why?" Adex questioned. "Because our law enforcement should be taking care of that right now." He added.

Lucas: I don't even know why we're being informed about this, but I'll send police over to Tashiyki right away.

Lucas then called the police and sent them to Tashiyki.

Lucas: There, problem solved.

Leaux: So...What should we do now?

Adex had no response.

Leaux: Let's call it a day, I guess. I'll come by again tomorrow, Lucas. Here's my number.

Leaux handed Lucas his number and walked off.

The next morning, 6:00 AM...

Leaux walked up to Fort Jkirk, yawning.

Leaux: *to the camera* I kinda forgot military folks get up really early. *to guards* Can you get Colonel Lucas out here, please?

The guards notified Lucas that Leaux was here once again.

Lucas came out of the fort and fistbumped Leaux.

Leaux: Good to see you again, Lucas.

Lucas: Same here!

Leaux: So, what would you like to do today?

Lucas: Not sure. It's really early, but maybe we could do a few things. I'll leave it up to Quentin Jr. to decide. So, what should we do, Quentin Jr.?

Quentin Jr.: Hmmm...Maybe we could watch movies together?

Lucas: So, what do you think, Leaux?

Leaux: I'm in.

Quentin Jr.: Good! Too bad Leaux can't come into the fort...

Leaux: Well, I rented an apartment here in Genesis City, maybe we could watch movies there.

Lucas: Sure, let's go.

Lucas, Leaux and Quentin Jr. went to Leaux's apartment to watch movies.

Narrator: On the next episode:

Lucas: Who wants to join Jkirk?!

[Cut to the next segment]

Leaux: I'd like the right to enter Fort Jkirk too!

[Cut to the last segment]

Quentin Jr.: Never leave a soldier behind!

The next episode...

[Boring recap of last episode and intro]

Fort Jkirk, 5:10 AM...

(Can the camera crew enter Fort Jkirk?)

(No. .w.)

(That's too bad. Also, I need some ideas for this episode.)

(Can it not be a bombing on Genesis City?)

(Sure, I'll edit it out.)

(Thank you o3o Nooow.... what the hell shall be the plot for this 'episode')

(Maybe Jkirk recruiting new soldiers or something? I don't know.)

(Possibly. It's really not that uncommon for Jkirk to be receiving new recruits, so... yeah)

Lucas and Quentin Jr. were waiting outside the fort for Leaux.

Leaux walked up to the fort with bags under his eyes.

Leaux: *in a rather tired voice* Man, how early do you guys get up...?

Lucas: I woke up around 4:45 AM.

Quentin Jr.: The earliest birds get the better worms.

Leaux: I see...Well, what's today's schedule?

Lucas: Mr. Burns gave us the assignment to recruit new soldiers today. Let's set up a stage so we can give a speech.

Leaux: Alright.

Lucas, Leaux and Quentin Jr. then went to a spot where a lot of people would come and started setting up a stage.

8:15 AM...

The stage was finished and Lucas was standing at the speech booth. Leaux was standing beside him and Quentin Jr. was sitting on the speech booth.

(Can you form a bit of a crowd?)

A few people saw the stage, and gathered around to see what's going on.

Lucas: Welcome, dear citizens. I'm Lucas Pierpoint Vincent, colonel at The Jkirk Federations, and I've got an announcement to make. Jkirk is now hiring new recruits! There's billions of evil factions willing to take over, and we have to do all we can to get rid of them. But to do that, we need more recruits. Sign up for The Jkirk Federations at the sign-up booth, which will be run by my buddy Leaux over here. Thank you for your time.

Leaux walked off the stage to run the sign-up booth.

Some of the people looked at each other with "I don't know about this" expressions, others just walked away while others went to sign-up.

Once the sign-ups were done, Lucas, Leaux and Quentin Jr. started counting the sign-ups.

Quentin Jr.: That's about...10 sign-ups.

Lucas: It's alright. Let's take them to Fort Jkirk.

The trio then took the 10 citizens who signed up to Fort Jkirk. Unfortunately, when Leaux tried to enter again, he was once again being held up by Jkirk security.

Leaux: Oh, come on! I've been around the colonel for a few days! You should trust me by now!

"Nope." The guard replied.

Lucas was being hailed by Adex right now.

Lucas: Thank you, sir. But you should thank Leaux too. he helped along too.

Quentin Jr.: And me too.

"I see..." Adex replied "This doll of his is really starting to unnerve me." He thought. "I advise to take the new recruits to Xervedia for training. And leave Leaux behind." Adex said.

Lucas: Okay, will do, sir.

Quentin Jr.: Yeah, we won't disappoint you.

Lucas and Quentin Jr. left Adex's office and took the new recruits to a Genesis Transport outside the fort.

Leaux: So, what did Mr. Burns say?

Lucas: He assigned me to train the new recruits on Xeverdia. Sadly, he told me to leave you behind too...

Leaux: *sigh* It's fine...I'll just be exploring Genesis City a bit...

Lucas: I'll bring back a souvenir.

Leaux: Okay, thanks, Lucas...

Lucas and Quentin Jr. entered the Genesis Transport along with the new recruits. Leaux walked away, grumbling to himself. The transport then took off for Xeverdia.

Not too long after the transport left, Leaux went to a nearby café to have some coffee and a bagel with cream.

Leaux: *to the camera* It's not fair...It's just not fair...I was assigned to be Lucas' buddy, but because of his job, I can barely be with him...What's the whole point of being someone's buddy if he's off to work half the time? It's just not logical...

A few hours later...

Lucas is probably arriving on Mobius after he took the recruits to Xervedia.

Lucas and Quentin Jr. came back to Mobius with the now trained recruits. They saluted him and entered Fort Jkirk. Lucas then went to find Leaux. After about 15 minutes of searching, he found Leaux in his apartment, drinking beer at the tv.

Lucas: Hey, man. I'm back.

Leaux: Good for you...

Lucas: What's the matter?

Leaux: Well, I'm a bit down right now...I mean, The Buddy System assigned me to be your buddy, but because of your job, you're away half the time, so what's the point in being your buddy if I can't even be with you?

Lucas: I know, I know. I'll talk to Mr. Burns about it. In the meantime, enjoy your souvenir: A moon stone!

Lucas gave Leaux a moon stone.

Leaux smiled at this.

Leaux: Thanks, Lucas. I really appreciate it.

Lucas: No problem. Well, we'll be off to Fort Jkirk so we can talk to Mr. Burns about this problem.

Leaux: Alright, man. Take care.

Lucas left the apartment to go to Fort Jkirk.

Lucas: ''So I went to talk to Mr. Burns about Leaux. I managed to record the conversation on a hidden camera for you to see.''

Lucas: Mr. Burns, please let Leaux have some fun too. He wasn't assigned to be my buddy to sit around doing nothing.

"If you are referring to participating Military Actions, and enter Military Installations, then I cannot allow this." Adex replied, having his arms crossed.

Lucas: Why not?!

"Lucas, having a civilian that runs or participates in a.. what, a reality show? Yeah, i'm going with reality show... Anyways, having someone who basically participates in these kinds of things would leave a big risk to expose vital information upon our Military units and tactics, along with formations and, well I can go on and on about it. I'm sorry Lucas, but I will not allow him to enter a Military Installation or Battlefront of any sort." Adex replied.

Lucas: *sigh* Okay, Mr. Burns, I understand...

Lucas picked up Quentin Jr. and they left the office. They then went back to Leaux's apartment and explained to Leaux why he wasn't allowed inside the fort or on the battlefront.

Leaux: Great...I'm being someone's buddy for no f***ing reason...This is just f***ing great...

Lucas: You might not be able to join me at work, but you can outside of work.

Leaux: I guess...Well, let me know when you're up for something...

Lucas: Okay, will do.

Lucas then left the apartment.

Lucas: *to the camera* First, it was me who had issues, but now my buddy's the one getting issues. This is really serious. Well, I'm gonna work a bit more and then I'll go hang with Leaux.

Lucas then walked back to Fort Jkirk.

[Has no idea on what to do here]

(I'll think of something.)

The guards saluted to the presence of the Colonel, as they allowed him to enter the fort.

Lucas nodded and entered the fort. He then walked into a barrack where a few soldiers were playing cards.

Lucas: Hope you're enjoying yourselves, cadets.

"We're just playing some Slapjack, sir-" The first cadet said, until a Joker Card came up and 4 of the Cadets rushed their hands onto the card.

"Ha! I got it!" Said the second cadet.

"I have it as well!" The third cadet replied.

"So do I." Added the First cadet.

Cadets 1 - 3 looked at Cadet 4, who didn't reach the Joker Card in time. "Aw." He said, as he took all the cards from the pile.

Lucas: Good. Take care.

Lucas left the barrack and walked off to a smoking place, where he proceeded to smoke with a few recruits.

Lucas: So, anything new, recruits?

"Nothing much, sir." One recruit replied.

Lucas: Alright. Well, I signed up for The Buddy System recently. My buddy is really nice, but he gets bored when I'm not around. His name is Leaux.

"That's interesting, sir." The recruit replied.

Lucas: Well, I'm going to check on our territories and then head back to Leaux. See you real soon.

Lucas pushed out his cigarette and walked into the Command Center to check Jkirk's territories.

2:00 PM...

Lucas arrived at Leaux's apartment. He knocked on the door.

Leaux: Who's there?

Lucas: It's me, Lucas.

Quentin Jr.: And Quentin Jr.

Leaux: Okay, come in.

Lucas and Quentin Jr. entered the apartment. Leaux was watching tv.

Lucas: What are you watching?

Leaux: Downunda News Network.

Lucas: Okay. Well, feel like doing something?

Leaux: Sure, I've got time. Whatcha wanna do?

Lucas: Wanna watch a movie?

Leaux: Sure, let's go.

Leaux got up, grabbed his coat and he and Lucas went outside. Leaux locked the apartment and Lucas put Quentin Jr. in his pocket. The two went to the cinema and went to see the movie Future Freedom Fighters: Heroes of Tomorrow.

Meanwhile, with Joshua...

Joshua was just participating within Firearms Training at this time, with a bit of CQC training as well, in order to improve his skills.

Joshua didn't notice that a member of the reality show's camera crew was filming him from behind a fence.

(You do realize he's in Fort Jkirk, right? o3o)

(Oh, I thought he was training in the courtyard. XD)

The cameraman realized this and stopped filming and went back to the nearby trailer park for the production team.

Meanwhile, with Adex...

Adex would be working upon some paperwork, some relating to the aftermath of the Inquisitor - Jkirk War, others relating to a potential increase in Military spending, while others are unknown.

A Militant Soldier walks in the Room, saluting as he enters.

"Hm?" Adex looked up at the Militant "Yes?"

"Sir, you know that Reality Show, that features a certain buddy system?" The soldier replied.

"Yes... what about it?" Adex replied.

"sir, upon watching it, it appears that some cameras have been filming inside of the Fort." The militant explained.

".....What." Adex responded, with a firm tone.

{Annnd this is the part where Lucas and/or Leaux is probably facked)

(Oh, bugger...)

"We have hidden cameras inside the base." The militant repeated himself.

"...Come with me." Adex said, as he gestured the Militant outside of the office.

Meanwhile, with Lucas and Leaux...

Lucas and Leaux were watching the movie together.

Lucas: *inside his head* When will Jacques and Melody do it...?

Leaux: *inside his head* It's sad that Sonic is aging and is not as bad*** as he used to be...

Lucas was being hailed by Adex at this time.

Lucas: *sigh* Mr. Burns is here...Looks like we'll have to go, Leaux...

Leaux: Man, I hate leaving before the movie ends!

Lucas and Leaux got up, left the row they were sitting in and went over to Adex.

Lucas: Sir, this better be important. I'm off duty, and I don't like leaving movies before they end.

Adex raised an eyebrow at his comment. "I beg your pardon, Lucas? You have something to explain to me." He said, firmly.

Lucas knew what Adex was talking about.

Lucas: *sigh* I'm sorry about setting up camera's in the fort...

"So then why did you do it? Doing this sort of thing could leak out some information that we don't want leaked out. For all we know, some faction could've already gathered some intel, just by looking at the Reality Show." Adex said.

Lucas: I just wanted to give the viewers a look at my work...

"How is setting up a camera in my personal office looking at your work?" Adex questioned.

Lucas: I wanted to involve my workmates some more...

"You should've asked first. Doing these types of things could get you fired." Adex said, crossing his arms.

Lucas: I promise I won't do it again, sir...I swear it on my non-existent tail...

(Alex, why XD) (Idk.)

"That is good to hear." He said, as he turned to walk away "..You are lucky I am letting you off with a warning." He added, as he walks off.

Leaux: Well, they probably won't let us back into the movie theater, so do we gotta do now?

Lucas: I don't know...Maybe watch a different movie at your apartment?

Leaux: Sure, let's go.

Lucas: *inside his mind* I'll tear the a** out of Mr. Burns for having us leave the movie early...

Lucas and Leaux then went to Leaux's apartment to watch another movie called Sentrinator (A Terminator parody featuring a robotic Sentrium Mobian.)

(Do I see a possibility of Lucas revolting?) (Probably, though Lucas won't kill him because Joshua will go Livid if he does.)

(No facking shet- wait, how would he know Joshua has a 2nd Rage Form? Because i'm positive that Joshua or Adex wouldn't tell him that .w.)

(I currently have no logical explanation for that. Maybe I'll think of something.)

(Ooookay then .w.)

Adex was now at his Office once more, with the Hidden Camera in both his office, and Lucas's house were removed, he continued on with his Paperwork.

Later, the movie was done.

Lucas: That was a nice movie.

Leaux: Yeah, it sure was. It was scary watching the Sentrinator's endoskeleton walking through that factory.

Lucas: I know, right? Well, I've got some free time. Wanna do something else?

Leaux: Sure, let's go have a coffee.

The two left for a coffee shop.

Adex was still working on Paperwork, while Joshua was still doing Ranged and CQC Training at this time.

After Lucas and Leaux had a coffee, Leaux went back to his apartment and Lucas went back to Fort Jkirk.

Lucas: Time to tear Mr. Burns a new A-hole... (Figuratively, not literally.)

Lucas tossed open the door of Adex's office and walked inside.

Lucas: I'm REALLY annoyed because you made me leave the movie early! It was about to get soooo good! But then you, you gotta go and be a f***ing d**k and f*** everything up! You might be my boss, but you don't interrupt someone off duty!

Adex looked up with mild disappointment. "Hm.. how unfortunate that I had to make you miss your movie, huh? It's good to see that a movie is more important than your job. But yeah, good to see your priorities are straight..." He said, as he got up from his chair. "By the way, that door is coming out of your paycheck." He added.

Lucas: *sigh* I'm sorry, sir...I was just mad because of it...I'll pay for the door...

Lucas saluted Adex and left the office.

"...Hm. That went a lot better than I expected." Adex thought (To be honest, I'd thought a fight was gonna break out), as he sat back down, returning to his paperwork.

(That's what I originally had in mind, but you made me feel bad. Damn it, man! XD)

(Troll Face)

Later, Lucas walked in with an envelope with Jkirk Credits.

Lucas: Here's the money for the door, sir.

Lucas then walked back out.

Adex looked inside the envelope with said Jkirk Credits. "...Why did he give me his entire Jkirk Credit Card?" He thought.

(Again, damn it, man!)

Lucas ran back inside, and took his Jkirk Credit Card and switched it with the right amount of Jkirk Credits.

Lucas: Sorry, I accidentally put my credit card in there.

Lucas then ran back out.

(Uh, Alex. Lucas isgoing to have to transfer credits from his Card to Adex's. It's not like a Dollar/Coin system, y'know .3.) (Damn technological advances...)

Adex looked into the empty envelope "..."

Lucas: *peeking in door* I'll transfer them from my card to yours.

Lucas used Adex's computer to do that, then left the office once the work was done.

"...Well. That happened." Adex thought, as he returned to his paperwork.

Joshua meanwhile, was still in the process of training in CQC and such.

Lucas then went to his condo and took a nap.

Narrator: On the next episode...

[Cut to the first shot]

Leaux: Wanna explore outside of Genesis City?

[Cut to the second shot]

Lucas: I've been scammed on social media!

[Cut to the final shot]

Quentin Jr.: But I don't wanna go!

Narrator: Last time on Lucas Knows Best...

[Boring recap of last episode]

Leaux's Apartment, 9:00 AM...

Leaux was sitting at the table with his breakfast: Bread buns with ham and cheese. He also poured coffee into a mug and stirred it with a teaspoon.

Meanwhile, at Fort Jkirk...

(Due to Adex's wish not to film inside the fort, the following events will be off-camera.)

(Weren't the previous events also Off-camera? o3o) (Yes, they were.)

Lucas was giving the Jkirkian soldiers a morning training since he got up at 5 AM. He allowed the soldiers to rest during the even hours.

Lucas: Okay, it's an even hour, so you can rest again.

The soldiers in training were relieved, and began resting by... I don't freaking know.

Lucas may see out of the corner of his eye, that Joshua is training against the Training Droids (Same ones used on Blade).

Lucas smiled at Joshua's training.

Lucas: *inside his mind* Joshua is growing stronger with each training. He's so much like his father. Mr. Burns has a very strong inner core, and I respect him for that. It's something I wish I always had.

Joshua continued the training against the Training Droids.

With Leaux...

Leaux had finished his breakfast and is now driving a car he hired through Genesis City. He was listening to Sonic Underground.

Leaux: Man, I love Sonic Underground. It's just so amazing.

Leaux continued driving around the city.

Meanwhile, with Adex...

Adex had finished a large portion of important paperwork over time, and decided to get some fresh air. As such, he began to walk out of his office.

(I'm currently out of ideas on how to continue the show.)

(Annd this is the part where the roleplay spontaneously combusts -3-)

(Ikr...It sucks whenever I have no more ideas for a roleplay... -_-)

(Your mind requires a jump start. -3-)

(I'll try to think of something. Remind to do it.)

Meanwhile, Lucas continued training the cadets.

Lucas: Come on, gentlemen! You can do this! When it's lunch time, you'll get a good meal.

The cadets continued to train on as time passed. Joshua on the other hand had ended his training session when he got hit by a Stunner. He wasn't mad, but not thrilled either.

Eventually, the training ended. Lucas has prepared a good lunch for the cadets consisting of delicious sandwiches with proteine shakes.

Lucas: Lunch time, cadets!

The cadets proceeded to eat their meals when it was given to them.

Lucas started eating as well. Once everyone had eaten, he dismissed the cadets and then went for a walk outside Fort Jkirk.

Adex was within the Fort Walls, taking a stroll as he observed the massive amount of Personnel within the Massive Fort.

(Just a reminder: Jkirk - Junta Conflict (Series of Private Roleplays with Alexneushoorn) is awaiting your reply o3o)

(Kk.)

Meanwhile, Leaux was sitting in a park in Genesis City, having a coffee.

Joshua headed back to his private quarters, in order to rest, so he may try again later.

2:00 PM...

Lucas and Leaux were hanging out at a café, where they were holding a talking hour for men. Lucas and Leaux were discussing trivial matters like the problems with unhealthy foods.

Lucas: I'm addicted to this new game called Asonja Quest. It's about some kid who saves the world.

Leaux: Video games are fun. I'd like to develop one myself some time.

Lucas: Yeah, that would be fun.

(Reference detected o3o) (Yep, Dragon Quest reference. :3)

[Skip Turn]

Leaux: I wonder what women talk about when they're together...

Lucas: Maybe they talk about men?

Leaux: Probably.

Someone then entered the Cafe. And that someone was Adex, who took a seat, and awaited to be served. "Hm.."

Lucas and Leaux looked at Adex as the camera turned to him.

Leaux: It's your boss.

Lucas: Probably looking for a bite to eat or a drink to drink.

Adex looked at the menu for what the Cafe serves, as he waits for a waiter to serve him. "What should I order.." He thought.

A horse waiter walked over to Adex.

Waiter: Hello, Mr. Burns. How can I help you today?

"Ah, greetings there. I would like [tells him what he wants], please."

Waiter: Coming right up, sir.

The waiter has written down the order and then walks to the kitchen to get it.

Lucas and Leaux then continued their conversation as the camera turned back to them.

Lucas: I heard Phineas Flynn from Phineas and Ferb was sent to juvie for dealing drugs with Buford.

Leaux: It's a shame child stars go bad.

Lucas: It certainly is.

(Note: I'm just making this up. Phineas never did this. XD) (I'm fully aware of this .3.)

The waiter then returned with Adex's order.

Waiter: Here you go. That'll be 10 Jkirk Credits.

"Thank you." He said, as he transferred 10 Jkirk Credits to the Waiter's card.

The waiter nodded and continued doing their work.

Lucas: Is it possible to bite someone's neck out?

Leaux: If you have lots of adrenaline, then yes.

Lucas: I would only resort to it if I'm under lots of anger pressure.

Leaux: Exactly. That's the way to go.

Adex proceeds to eat his food, as he listens to their talk show. "..."

Quentin Jr.: I would like to star in a reality show of my own one day. I'm gonna be a star!

Leaux: We'll see. I'm curious about the show's ratings so far.

Lucas: Yeah, me too.

"..I wonder if the audience is freaked out by Lucas having that doll with him.." Adex thought to himself.

Meanwhile, in Imsterdim...

Blade Eastwood and Liam Monteiro were watching the show on their tv.

Blade: Why the f**k does that guy always carry a doll with him?!

Liam: I don't know, but it's got it's charms, in my opinion.

Blade: Right...

Back in Genesis City...

(I was talking about the Cafe's audience, but okay XD) (Whoops. XD)

Adex was still eating his order, as he watched.

Some of the people at the café were mumbling to each other about Quentin Jr.

Leaux: What do you get when MTV and TLC have a baby?

Lucas: I don't know.

Leaux: My Super Sweet 16. (My Super S**t S**tstain more like, aka the most disgusting worthless show ever made, according to WonkyTonkBotty. MTV doesn't really have anything good on, it seems.)

Lucas: Oh, man, I hate that show!

Quentin Jr.: I know, it sucks balls!

Leaux: I agree.

Adex still watched, scratching his head. Apparently he had no idea what any of those shows/channels are.

Eventually, Lucas, Leaux and Quentin Jr. left the café to do other stuff. Lucas went back to Fort Jkirk to sleep and Leaux went to watch funny video's on GooTube (YouTube.).

Adex had finished his order, and exited the Cafe, also going to Fort Jkirk, to look over a few things.

Lucas enjoyed his sleep and Leaux enjoyed watching GooTube video's.

Eventually, upon it being Night, Adex too went to sleep.

Lucas was up to do things on the internet. He was buying a new phone. Eventually, after his order was placed, he went back to bed.

Leaux was asleep in his bed, snoring.

The Next Morning...

A delivery man walked up to the Fort.

Delivery Man: Excuse me, gentlemen, I have a package for Lucas Pierpoint Vincent.

"Let us examine the package, please." One of the guards said.

The delivery man nodded and gave the guard the package.

The guard received the package, and opened it to see what was inside.

A rock was inside the package. (Lucas got scammed. ._.)

The guard just looked at the rock. "...Is this a joke?"

Delivery Man: They said I had to deliver a cellphone here. They didn't tell me it was a rock.

"....." The guard proceeded to contact Lucas.

Lucas proceeded to answer the call.

Lucas: Colonel L.P. Vincent speaking.

"Sir, did you sent for a package for a new phone?" The guard asked.

Lucas: Yeah. Why?

"Well, you got a rock instead." He said.

Lucas: What?! Are you kidding me?!

"Nope." He replied.

Lucas: God damn it....Okay, send the package back then.

"Okay." He said, ending the transmission.

The guard handed the package back to the delivery man.

(I meant as in giving the package back to the delivery guy.)

(Oh. .3.)

The delivery man nodded and left with the package.

Lucas left his condo, got into an AM5 Light Armored Vehicle and went to Leaux's apartment.

Leaux was sleeping peacefully. He was woken up by Lucas banging on the door.

Leaux: *groggily* Huh...? Who's there...?

Leaux got out of bed and he walked up to the door to open it.

Leaux: Hey, Lucas...Something wrong...?

Lucas: I AM SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF!

Leaux: Whoa, Jesus, man! Calm your tits! Did something go wrong?

Lucas: You see, I got scammed on the internet! I bought a new phone, but instead I got a rock!

Leaux: Damn...So, what do we do now?

Lucas: I'm going back to Fort Jkirk to relieve stress at the shooting range! Bye!

Lucas left and went back to Fort Jkirk.

Leaux: ...Thank you very much for waking me up for no reason...

Leaux closed the door and put on his clothes. He then started to make breakfast.

Lucas arrived back at Fort Jkirk, ran to the shooting range, grabbed a gun and started shooting robots.

The Training Droids were fighting back with their Stunners.

JSB emerged from his private quarters, yawning as he began making his way to the Firing Range.

Lucas dodged every Stun Blast and fired back at the Training Droids, not seeming to tire out one bit.

The training droids increased in difficult, as they increased in Speed and Accuracy, as two of them went down.

JSB noticed the aggression in Lucas. "...?"

Lucas: Stupid scamming jerks...

Lucas continued firing at the Training Droids.

The drones just kept increasing in difficulty, as two more went down.

JSB just oversaw this process.

Lucas shot two more droids.

He missed the two droids, seeing their speed has dramatically increased. They continue to fire.

JSB just stayed silent, as his arms were folded. "..."

Lucas kept dodging and firing until he shot down all droids. Lucas panted.

Lucas: That's a great stress reliever...

He turned around to see Joshua.

Lucas: Oh, hey, sonny. Whatcha doing here?

It seems he successfully to (autohit) (Sorry.) take out all of the drones.

"Just uh... watching." He said.

Lucas: Okay. Just needed to relieve some stress because I got scammed on the internet.

"Scammed? How?" He asked.

Lucas: I bought a new cellphone on internet, but when they brought the package this morning, it turned out to be a rock instead of a cellphone. It really pissed me off, so I came here to relieve stress.

"I see... why would you need a phone anyway, you have a BFT-HUD." He asked.

(Whoops, I forgot. XD) (Pffffff)

Lucas: Oh right, I forgot about that. Well, lesson learned: Never buy phones on the internet when you already have a hi-tech communicator. I'll be off to see what the rest is up to.

Lucas then put down his rifle and walked off.

JSB watched as he walked off. "..It's literally on top of your head, man." He thought to himself.

Lucas was walking around the fort, looking at militants passing the time with activities.

The Militants were just chatting to each other, and whatnot.

Lucas: Looks like they're doing just fine, Quentin Jr.

Quentin Jr.: Yeah, it appears so.

Lucas then walked into the Command Center for business.

General Lester was in the Command Center at this time, as Adex was currently away.

Lucas saluted Lester when he saw him.

Lucas: Good morning, sir.

"Morning, Colonel." Lester replied.

Lucas: What are you up to today?

"The usual, Colonel, the usual.." Lester said.

Lucas: Alright. Where's Mr. Burns?

(Whenever I see Lester's name, I think of GTA V's Lester Crest. On rare occasions, I think of Lester the Unlikely, world's worst video game character.)

(I see..)

"He's away at the moment. Went to Xervedia to conduct tests on our new units." He replied.

Lucas: Alright. Is there anything I can help you with at the moment?

"Not at the present moment, no." He said.

Lucas: Okay, let me know when you need something.

Quentin Jr.: Yeah, he's ready to help if needed.

Lucas then left the Command Center with Quentin Jr., took an AM5 and took it to Leaux's apartment.

"..That doll kind of creeps me out.." The General thought to himself.

Lucas arrived at Leaux's apartment. The camera crew was there to film him. Lucas knocked on Leaux's apartment door. Leaux opened.

Leaux: Hey, Lucas. How can I help you?

Lucas: Mr. Burns is away, so do you feel like doing anything?

Leaux: Maybe we could go shop for some clothing? I honestly need some clothes.

Lucas: Sure, let's go.

Lucas and Leaux then left to shop for clothes.

Meanwhile, with Lester at Fort Jkirk...

Lester was overlooking the territories on Jkirk, making sure that nothing hostile is invading/causing problems.

Back with Lucas and Leaux...

Lucas and Leau had bought clothes for Leaux. The guys went to Leaux's apartment to put them on.

Lucas: Looks nice on you.

Leaux: Thanks.

Lucas: You're welcome.

Leaux: Wanna explore outside Genesis City?

Lucas: Okay.

The guys went outside and got in Leaux's car and drove off, but not before locking the apartment door.

When 5 miles outside of the city, they'll notice that the terrain around them appears to be desert.

Leaux: Whoa, we're in the desert already?

Lucas: What would you expect? The Paleto Forest from GTA V? We're in Downunda, of course we're in the desert.

Leaux: Oh well. Let's have a look around the desert.

Lucas: There's not much to see except sand and rocks for miles.

Leaux: Then we should get back to the city.

Lucas: Okay.

Leaux turned the car and they went back to the city.

They were back in Genesis City within several minutes.

Leaux: So, what should we do now?

Lucas: I don't know.

Leaux: We could hang at my apartment.

Lucas: Sure thing.

Lucas and Leaux went to Leaux's apartment to watch tv.

[Has no idea on what to put on here]

(Maybe we could skip to the next episode?)

(I guess?)

('Kay.)

Narrator: On the next episode...

Leaux: This is insane!

[Next shot]

Julia: Lucas, you have a friend now!

[Last shot]

Dr. Sherman: Looks like you're doing well so far, Mr. Vincent.

(Annnnd what happens now? .3.)

(The next episode starts.)

[Boring recap of last episode]

Liam and Blade walked up to the fort. The camera crew was filming them.

Liam: It's been a while since we've been here.

Blade: Yeah. I wonder how Joshua's been. Excuse me, guards. Can you get Joshua out here?

The guard attempts to contacts Joshua.

Joshua was contacted. "Hello?"

"Sir, there appears to be a couple of individuals that wish to see you." The guard said.

"I see... i'll be right there." He said, adjourning the communications.

Joshua then made his way for the gates.

Blade: Joshuaaaaaa!

Blade enthusiastically ran over to Joshua and gave him a bear hug.

Blade: I'm so glad to see you, man!

Liam: Same here. It's been a while.

"Hm-?" He was then bear hugged by Blade. "Whoa, Hello you two" He said, surprised.

Liam: So, how's life been?

"It's been.. interesting.. how about you two?" He asked.

Blade: We set up base in Imsterdim and we're currently working as Heroes for Hire. Amazing, right?

"I see.. wait, Imsterdim?" He asked.

Blade: Yep. It's a city all the way in Eurish. We actually had to travel over a highway over the ocean to get there. Also, what's up with the camera crew?

"..There's a Highway on the Ocea- wait, Camera Crew?" He said, now noticing the cameras. "..."

Cameraman: Don't worry, we're just from Colonel Vincent's reality show. Continue your conversation.

Liam: O-kayyyyy...But yeah, there's a highway on the ocean.

"I see." He said. "...How the hell did our Satellites not see this?" He thought to himself.

Blade: Since you helped me with my hero career, we'll be treating you. That is, if it's fine with you.

"Treating me? We're going out to lunch I take it?" He asked.

Liam and Blade nodded.

Liam: Yes, that's what we had in mind.

"I see. Very well then, lead the way." He said.

Liam and Blade nodded and headed for a café with Joshua. Once there, they sat down at a table and looked through the menu.

Joshua also looked at the cafe menu, of which he already found on what he wanted.

Blade: I'm ready to order.

Liam: Me too.

A waiter came over to them.

Waiter: Hello, gentlemen. How can I help you?

Liam: I'll have an ice cream coupe.

Blade: Yeah, me too.

Waiter: Okay. And you, Mr. JSB?

"I would like a [says his order], please." He replied to the waiter.

The waiter nodded as he wrote it down. Blade then used the Jkirk Credit Card he got from the Genesis City Border Department to pay for the food. The waiter nodded and left to get the food.

Blade: We saw you on Lucas Knows Best the other day. What's up with the show? And why does that Colonel of yours have a stuffed doll with him?

"He's currently in this reality show apparently.. oh, the doll? Yeah, his son was sent to prison a while ago, so he apparently bought a doll to keep him company." He said.

Liam: I see...Well, it's a shame his son was put in prison, so I understand why he has a doll.

Blade: Yeah, a little roleplaying never hurt anyone.

(Fourth-wall break detected, lel) "Mhm.." He said.

(It's not a fourth wall break, but a GTA V quote.)

(I'm fully aware, but the situation that we're in XD)

(True. XD)

The waiter then returned with the food.

Waiter: Enjoy.

Blade: Thank you.

Liam and Blade then started eating their ice cream.

"Many thanks." He said, as he began eating his food.

Producer: *out of view* *whispering* Those fox brothers got potential. Let's ask them if they'd like to join the show later...

"So." Joshua said suddenly. "You said you were Heroes for Hire, right?" He asked.

Blade: Yes, we are.

Liam: It's a start for Blade's hero career.

(Also, weird question: If Joshua were to have a voice, what would it sound like?)

(..Um........ That's a very difficult question to answer .3.)

(I see...)

"Mhm.. Have you guys gotten any contracts available?" He asked.

Blade: What do you mean?

"Meaning have you ever gotten hired since the foundation of your Heroes for Hire?" He said.