Talk:Sigma the Mink/@comment-6195340-20140613033302/@comment-7270135-20140613043308

River: Well... looks like I'm a lonely single again...

Hey, hey, look on the bright side, there's plenty of dudes on here!

River: But none of them can pleasure me the same way Upsilon did... *dramatic tear*

Oh come on, it can't be- wait, WHAT?!