Rhino County Radio

Rhino County Radio is the official radio station of Rhino County. According to Alfred Dissick's Chaobook page, the station was founded in 1998. The radio station is 65% conservative and 35% liberal, and as such, the station has an amount of dj's that are either conservative or liberal. The radio station is a talk station, and therefore plays no music.

DJ's

 * Alfred Dissick
 * Carol Ann Stanton
 * Randall the Rhino (Volunteer-based)

Shows

 * Rhino County Radio Community Hour (Hosted by Randall the Rhino) - A talk show where Randall the Rhino takes messages left by listeners on his hotline and discusses various topics with them, including eventual apocalypses, conspiracy theories and sports leagues.
 * The Chameleon Queen (Hosted by Carol Ann Stanton) - A talk show where Carol Ann Stanton discusses homemade cooking, couponing and interviews politicians from Rhino County. From interviews with conservative politicians, it is assumed Carol Ann is a conservative herself.
 * Men Talk (Hosted by Alfred Dissick) - A talk show where Alfred Dissick talks to listeners and discusses everything manly with them, like football, fishing, barbecues and more.