User:CANTSTOPRANDY

Randy the Hyper Randy the Hedgehog was a hedge hog that was used by the docter egg mun to be a hi[perr Hedgehog 4 life mai niggaaaaaaaaaaa. He once met charlie s sheen and smoked crack heroine with him and it was so cool that charlie sheen got shaquielle o neel to give hum a tasty tat, niggaaaaaaaaaaa. it is a shull and cross bones that reprexsent randys broken childhood. his mutther never loved him :( and his dad ated his dawg (he was a straight thuggin german shepherd, nigggaaaaaaa.) Randy is stuck in hyper mode because of freudian psychology affecting his childhood and inner thought mechunizms, nigggaaaaaa. he ages so slow that his bones are titianium that he is a 68t45y27834608717480-08726 yesrs of age and stil looks 2 and a half niggaaaaaaaaaaaa. Randy is 987632860843-52630865-02347-9526430562987463962t34985296 times the xspeed of sonic and shadow combined times 876385728364972653492863496278374982693469234692863492634962934629734692634962934692639462963492863974629364926349726394629, which is so fast that if he ran to you you would die, sorry niggaaaaaaaa. Randy played in a band with jack black, jimi hendrix, george washington, and george lucas (both rad synth players like damn bro.) (glad I didnt say niggagagagagagagagagagagaga :D ) Randy is so edgy like that one ytime I stubbed my hed on a coffe table with my p3nis. He can travel through tiem, and has the ability to kill shadow and goku and ebveryone ever on the planet and on the other planets right now and he proibablkyt would if he didnt want more sick tats from shaquell oneel and more crack heroine from charlie sheen. youd think that randy would be even a little bit have a weaakness but youyr foquin rong m8. ill bash ur hed in. NIGGAgagagagagagagGGAGgGAgag.Randy had sex with ur mom and amy rose and shadow and eggman and everyone else (hes a pansexual) he even had sex with you in the showqer, and the littel toaster that could, cause it had a face. He caught all the pokemon before the last few games came out. he taught ezio how to be an assassin nIgagagagagga. He made stonehenge. He invented electricity and engineered tyhe pyramids. he founded the illuminati, and directed barney. Nigagagagagagagagagaga. His p3nis is 87 times the size of da universe. He can evn go into a giga form witch is 383739836938206492037639076230932693820 times more faster than his regular Hyper Form. it is also 3837920702 times stronger and gains the abilty to shoot mega supar lazers out of his eyez. randy's father is the based god lil b and his mother is ceasar agustus. his brothers are wilford brimely and samuel l jackeson, shadow and his sister is paula deen, he is married to a tenis racket because no mortal was good enough for him. He has several childrn, including muhamad ali, prophet muhamed, jerry, buddha, and tom cruise. he wrote the bass riff for seinfeld, he lives in three places at once, the internet(which he invente)d, tumblr, and anywhere he chooses. he cooked moms speghetti, and he gave chuck norris, bruces lee and snoop dogg their powersz NiiGAggGGGAggGAgAgGAgAggggg66666666656gagagagaaaa. He also invented saten, he got gud, he has the ultimate form of giga, which no one in the universe has achieved except hulk hogan and my7 dik. He invented the F bomb, and the H bomb. He singel handedly did 9/11 and the titanic and perl harbor and the dust bowl at the same time. He is George bush and al gore. He is 8% of the erths crust. He was created when a star exploded and said "hey lil wayne would you like some o that dawk cholit." anfd he sed yez. He was in yur toaster stroodel u ate last night. He is now a tapeworm in your digestive tract and a hedgehog outside it at the same time. He is his own granpsa. He built the furst dinosaur, and killed the last one. He created fire. He programmed the sonic games. He developed this wiki. He wrote this article. He invented microsofts bill g8s. He had sex sex with microssoft. And gavwe birth to appel. He kild steve jobs. He killed rasputin, he shot kennedy, he shot lincoln, he was a gun in a past life. He hangs dogs from tress so he can raise the roof. going back on a tangent he had sex with your mom. and then he had sex with your mom. and then he had sex with your dad. and then he had sex with your mom. and then ur dog. andf then u. Goodnight. I love you. Now if youl excuse me, Im a cathlick hore currently enjoying congress with my gay black jewish boyfriend who works in a miliitary abortion clininc, so hail satan and have a lovely afternoon.